January 2004 Issue
Quotes: Humorous ones!
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your
sources."
- Albert Einstein
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"There are lies, damned
lies and statistics."
- Mark Twain
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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state
prison."
- WC Fields
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"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher."
- Socrates
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"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had
one."
- Albert Einstein
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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old
ones."
- Mike Barfield
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"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand
me."
- GW Hegel
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