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Quotes: Humorous ones!

Wise man thinking

"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
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Albert Einstein

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"There are lies, damned lies and statistics."
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Mark Twain

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"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
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WC Fields

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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates 

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You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."
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Albert Einstein 

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Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
- Mike Barfield

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Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
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GW Hegel

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