March 2003 Issue
On the Lighter Side
Ponderable!
 | Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" |
| Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible? |
| Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no human being would eat? |
| Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? |
| If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? |
| Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? |
| If the professor on Gilligan's Island made a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix the hole in the boat? |
| Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? |
| What do you call male ballerinas? |
| If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy himself dinner? |
| Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker? |
| If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? |
| If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? |
| If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? |
| Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? |
| Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? |
| Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? |
| Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? |
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