February 2003 Issue
On the Lighter Side
Know You've Been In College Too Long If...
 | You consider McDonald's "real food." |
| You actually like doing laundry at home. |
| 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends. |
| Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. |
| You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it. |
| You'd rather clean than study. |
| "How did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a night. |
| Minesweeper is more than a game...it's a way of life. |
| You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps. |
| You know the pizza boy by name. |
| You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark. |
| You live for getting mail. |
| Looking out the window is a form of entertainment. |
| Prank phone calls become funny again. |
| It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on. |
| You start thinking and sounding like your roommate. |
| Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth. |
| Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime. |
| You find out milk crates had so many uses. |
| Wal-mart is the coolest store. |
| The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday. |
| If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. |
| If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. |
| If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. |
| If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping. |
| If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups |
| If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. |
| If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. |
| If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up |
| If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light. |
| You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long. |
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